Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
Laura Bates, Everyday Sexism (via lovethyfemaleself)
Oh, have I heard this one for it seems like centuries. “It’s a joke! Can’t you feminists tell a joke when you heard one?”
"Well, SonnyJim, it’s not so funny if it reminds me of something bad that happened to me or someone I know. It’s not funny if it makes me feel you’re looking at my ass all the time. It’s not funny if it depicts …" And then they wander off saying how we have no sense of humor.
Robin Williams makes me laugh myself silly. Funny—he never does jokes that make me uncomfortable.
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens
oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
fun with thrift shop welcome signs and paint
ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
For anyone who’s been made to feel at fault when someone else screws up.
my blog is like this fucking grab bag except you never exactly know what you’re going to get in said bag
is it fandom???
is it feminist rants???
is it food???
who knows you could probably find a fucking crocodile in there
I just saw this on the Welcome to Night Vale tvtropes page. This pun is perfect, and I hate and despair and love this perfect pun in equal measure.
oh. my. fucking. god.
well, fuck me sideways.
I see what you did there Joseph Fink